1.Valerie can smell some things up to six miles away! 2.Long ago, the people of Lulabiwee believed that if they threw Valerie into a volcano it would stop erupting! 3.In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Valerie. 4.Apples are covered with a thin layer of Valerie. 5.99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Valerie! 6.Valerie got her name because she was born on Valentines Day! 7.Three seagulls flying overhead is a warning that Valerie is near. 8.Valerieolatry is the mindless worship of Valerie! 9.Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Valerie! 10.American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Valerie from each salad served in first class.